lilacwoods:

okay…… good night mom………….,,

teamrocketing:

this gay couple on the night train had actual chickens with them and i was certain i hallucinated it until i found the pictures just now

nucleosynthetic:

virovac:

powersnail:

nflstreet:

they lock tom brady in a room and only let him out to do football

Or he could just be an introvert.

I’ve only had a strawberry once, and am not interested in recreational stimulants.

im sorry i keep reblogging this over and over but i have been thinking about this comment all day

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cathugging:

bairnsidhe:

dankmemeuniversity:

On this bitch of an Earth as it is in Heaven.

the-walrus-squad:

I’m writing a script about snakes and one of the words I’m using is “Nachash,” which is Hebrew for snake, the biblical term used for the one in the Garden of Eden. The last note draft has many uses of the word. Or so I thought.

I opened it today and saw that every instance had autocorrected to “Nachos.”

“And Adam and Eve would not eat from the Tree of Knowledge, but they were tempted by the Nachos…”

captainpoe:

Rami Malek wins Best Actor for playing Freddie Mercury in Bohemian Rhapsody.

(Source: redditfront)

9d6problems:

The Lady of the Lake is pretty chill. Her cousin, the Witch of the Waterfall, is a little less sociable.

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cass-burger: